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Jennifer

The Doctor’s Dilemma

Thick haired wild beast

Friend of Courtney, Matt and Lisa

Not a friend of Brad and Angie

 
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Posted by on April 8, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

Anne

Gracious

Long haired wonder

Winner of prizes that require rolling of rims

Lesbian that is no longer a lesbian

Princess who enjoys writing in various diaries

 
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Posted by on April 5, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Paul

Small or humble

Ruiner of movies

creepy man that says inappropriate comments

balancer of ridiculous objects

 
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Michael, Mike

Who Is Like God?

Son of Kirk

Wearer of white gloves

Awkward teen that wears tight pants

Long armed swimmer

 
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Posted by on April 4, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Nancy

Gracious

A cougar that likes to sing “Jeremiah was a bullfrog” at karaoke events

A politicians wife

Wearer of pleated pants

 
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Douglas, Doug

Flowing from the dark river

Lover of mayonnaise

Communicator of all things related to bed bugs and sheets contaminated with disease

Telephone tag operator

 
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Posted by on April 4, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Rose

fragrant flower

fame

mother with a truckers mouth

tall and empty glass of peanuts

 
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Kelly

bright-headed

Packer of cheese into large boxes

Painter of telephone poles in the middle east

You parents liked Grace Kelly

 
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Stacy

Resurection.

Gingered soul.

Erection.

Pretty young thing (or old depending on age).

 

 
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Posted by on April 1, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Matt

Greek form of the Hebrew name מַתִּתְיָהוּ (Mattityahu) meaning “gift of YAHWEHA”, name of the Hebrew God, represented in Hebrew by the tetragrammaton (duuuhhh!!)

A Nubin (a small third nipple, often found on the chest or the foot)

derived from the word “mattology”, which is the study of door matts, and their affect on the human condition

 
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Posted by on April 1, 2011 in Uncategorized